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ManInAWhiteSuit

"Im tired, boss."

92FAs
81FRs
15FCs
20Speed Records

First Ascents

Double Cross
Double Cross

A desperate climb through the vines above Knife Flake.

Ape Escape
Ape Escape

Escape through the vines east of Gorilla Cave.

Baba Yaga
Baba Yaga

The hardest boulder problem on Kami.

Growing Pains
Growing Pains

This slab boulder problem is perfect for learning how to stem like the pros.

Ad Astra
Ad Astra

An impossibly barren slab on the west side of Kami.

Godzilla
Godzilla

Climb out beneath The Ancient roof via the most central flake.

Slither
Slither

Ascend the rainy slab north of The Mirror.

Genuinely Gentian
Genuinely Gentian

A difficult boulder problem located between the two caves of The Terraces.

Monarch
Monarch

This route climbs the barren interior of Village’s massive cave.

Die Section
Die Section

Climb up the eastern face of the black pit inside The Secret’s cave.

Hardwired
Hardwired

This slab route requires delicate and precise movement to remain attached.

Atrox
Atrox

The most difficult big wall route on Kami, Atrox is a cruel ocean of blank granite for hundreds of meters.

Vivisection
Vivisection

This horrific route climbs through several roofs leading out of the black pit inside The Secret's cave.

Transection
Transection

A variation of Vivisection that traverses the crux roof, and near the top, makes a long cut right across the entire width of the wall.

The Witch
The Witch

This route is an illusion. What appears to be a simple climb out of the cave, is actually a featureless nightmare. As if someone won't let you leave.

Medusa
Medusa

This route climbs the empty faces west of The Ancient.

The Vulture
The Vulture

This winding route ascends the rock formation on the upper east side of The Immaculate.

Scylla
Scylla

This route climbs up through several roofs just west of the Origami cave.

Charybdis
Charybdis

This route climbs around the stalactites west of the cave and leads up blank face of granite.

Shinobi
Shinobi

This route requires the climber to be very silent to avoid detection. Climb up the far eastern walls of upper Tenzen to reach the top.

The Odyssey
The Odyssey

This route navigates the ocean of granite east of The Needle.

Pelican
Pelican

Pelican traverses out left at the bottom of the waterfall area before climbing across delicate slab and finishing out on a long arete.

Longlegs
Longlegs

One of the hardest big-wall climbs in the game, Longlegs climbs the ocean of granite to the right of No Mercy.

Swim With Me
Swim With Me

Traverse left beneath Davy Jones' Locker to reach a long arete that reaches up and out of the deepest part of The Dome's slab.

Golgotha
Golgotha

The most exposed route up the stalactites on the west side of The Peril. It has not yet seen its first redpoint...

Ferox
Ferox

Ferox reaches from the depths of The Secret's canyon to the top of The Secret's left tower.

Pazuzu
Pazuzu

The hardest route on Kami.

Buried Flats
Buried Flats

This slab route is located behind a tall dead tree beneath the cave. It is the hardest climb on this middle tier of The Mirror.

Black Phillip
Black Phillip

This delicious route traverses out onto the overhanging rock on the western end of The Mirror. A friendly goat waits for you at the top....

Spineless
Spineless

This route begins on The Child’s left leg but at the thigh it traverses right into the dihedral behind. Slab climb up the dihedral and exit behind The Child’s left arm.

Heartless
Heartless

This route begins on The Child’s right leg but at the thigh it traverses left into the dihedral behind. Slab climb up the dihedral and exit behind The Child’s right arm.

Blade Runner
Blade Runner

The longest pure slab route in the game, reaching from the bottom of The Child to the top of the large rock formations at The Mirror.

Farewell
Farewell

This route starts in the dihedral left of Change and moves up through the roofs, then out of The Vault.

Davy Jones' Locker
Davy Jones' Locker

Davy Jone's Locker was once the hardest slab route on Kami. It remains now as only a brutal reminder of a simpler time. Don't get too confident, nearly all who attempt it still fall into the abyss below.

Garrador
Garrador

Garrador ascends the furthest right side of The Arch area, where claw-like rock features protrude from the mountain.

Tell No Tales
Tell No Tales

Walk The Plank to reach the thin ramp on the exposed face of The Dome.

Crown of Thorns
Crown of Thorns

This route begins about seventy-five feet above “End of The World” at a dying brown bush. You’ll know you’re getting close to the start when you pass the free-hanging piton just below. Once on the bushy platform, traverse the stalactites until you reach the pinnacle of the Dome’s foundation

Tarantula
Tarantula

This route climbs up the barren face above The Terraces western bicouac.

Deepwater Gecko
Deepwater Gecko

This route climbs directly above the ravine leading up over the roof and out onto the slab. Stay as far left as possible to stay on route.

Flow
Flow

This route begins around the west corner of The Arch area and traverses deep into the ravine before climbing up to reach Gabriel.

The Maw
The Maw

This route traverses over the cave’s mouth on the far east side of The Sea of Seracs.

The Black Death
The Black Death

Designed to kill King Line attempts, The Black Death is the final difficult roof route on Kami.

Piranha?
Piranha?

This route ascends the black slab on the west side of the left tower.

Branching Out
Branching Out

This short route climbs the face beside the broken ladder at the far east end of The Two-Hundred Steps.

Angel Wings
Angel Wings

This route begins on the slab at the bottom of the far west end of The Two-Hundred steps. Traverse the slab far left toward a small ledge about ten feet below the overhanging flake. This flake is Hell with a view of Heaven

The Grandfather Flake
The Grandfather Flake

Starting from the right arm of “The Child” climb the massive flake up toward the Doll Parts.

Cutthroat
Cutthroat

This three-pitch route follows both in-game black-colored lines beginning at “The Boulder Problem,” near the cave bivouac and ending on the far east side

Reflection
Reflection

Traverse the slab above the gorge west of the The Mirror's lake.

Upstream Dihedral
Upstream Dihedral

From the bivouac beside the abandoned tents, climb up to the Trout Cave using the dihedral with water running down it.

Event Horizon
Event Horizon

This route leads straight up and out of The Vault before traversing far to the right to reach The Mirror.

The Vampire
The Vampire

Shares the start with The Coffin and Carousel but continues up into the right-most waving hand-crack at the top. As long as you pass the traverse leading to the Coffin and stay right, you’ll get into this crack. You should come out standing over the Gentian, just right of the falls

It's Not Easy Being Green
It's Not Easy Being Green

This three-pitch green-colored route requires you to leap onto the wall, climb up to the ledge, round the backside, traverse, and then climb above the cave. At the top you’ll reach The Shortcut Bivouac

Gap Tooth
Gap Tooth

If you must get away from Marko, consider leaping over this gap onto the wall. It won’t help

Dracula
Dracula

Traverse from the Vampire Slab through a roof and up the main face of The Split Rock

Revenge of the Goat Snatcher
Revenge of the Goat Snatcher

This Route climbs the face leading up to the goats and sneaks around left. Going straight up is less contrived and easier, but you won’t catch any goats that way.

Sharkfin
Sharkfin

Climbs up the nose of Split Rock, through the roof, onto the face, and up to the Sharkfin.

What A Thrill
What A Thrill

On the western end of The Village cave, a winding arete leads to slippery, desperate holds before reaching an exposed traverses across barren faces.

The Herbalist
The Herbalist

Traverse up and through the vines to reach the leftern cave on the east side of The Arch. Then, climb the exposed face above to reach Split Rock.

Widowmaker
Widowmaker

On the eastern side of The Blades, across the nearest ice bridge, navigate the ice by staying on dry land.

Stardust
Stardust

Climb the most prominent western slab and arete on the west face of Kami.

Antisocial
Antisocial

This four pitch route climbs from the dihedral right of the first bivouac all the way to the top. It also completely avoids the cutscene with Marko

Thread
Thread

This route climbs only the west side of The Needle to reach the top.

Tombstone
Tombstone

This route climbs the furthest right arete to the top of the giant black stone.

Walk The Plank
Walk The Plank

Climb the first slab route on Kami: the east face of The Dome.

Body Horror
Body Horror

This route goes beneath the stalactites on the western end of The Peril and climbs up the leftern aretes to reach The Dome.

Second Sight
Second Sight

A great second pitch to The Blindest Eye. Begins up a short slab on the western side of The Escarpment (left of the vending machine). Staying left, continue up the obvious aretes toward the top.

End of the World
End of the World

At the far west end of The Palace of Winds is a flake that rises up toward the stalactites. Bring axes.

Looney Tunes
Looney Tunes

follow the zig-zagging line above the Bear Cave. This climb sadly ends with an out of bounds reset if you do not have the OOB Nexus mod. It’s still good fun though, even if it ends lie a cartoon might.

Gravity
Gravity

Step gently over the granite face on the far western side of The Shortcut; a great first route to learn slab climbing.

Cableway
Cableway

This route ascends the southwest corner beneath the tram.

Coroner
Coroner

Climbs the furthest left corner of the falls. For a trickier ascent, don’t use any flat rocks.

Baby Steps
Baby Steps

This short but sweet slab route begins on the large boulder to the far right of The Child. It's a great place to learn many techniques, so do a quick lap.

Cornered Fox
Cornered Fox

This Route climbs up the middle of Shadow Moses Wall, and then traverses left to top out on the arch.

The Jackal
The Jackal

A great first big wall for those transitioning into harder climbs. This route ascends the massive granite wall east of Village.

Snake Eater
Snake Eater

Ascend the exposed crack system above Backpack Ledge.

Twin Victims
Twin Victims

This route begins on the arete near the second doll part. It climbs up to the ledge with the broken climbot.

Gabriel's Slip
Gabriel's Slip

Begins above Gabriel’s corpse and stays as true to his line as possible. Finishes at the highest standable point

Defiance
Defiance

This route climbs from the Village cave out toward the tooth-like pillars, and then goes up and out.

Dishonored
Dishonored

Descend to the bottom of the hanging bodies and climb back up through them, looting as you go.

The Donkey
The Donkey

Begin on the left rock’s interior. Go straight up and out through the leaves.

Uncharted
Uncharted

Down the hole near the Bivy. This grants access to loot the hanging bodies beneath the bridge

The Elephant
The Elephant

Begin at on the interior of the right rock and climb straight up and out through the leaves.

Waterfalling
Waterfalling

This route climbs up the right side of the main waterfall on Split Rock.

The Hangover
The Hangover

Climbs the immediate hand crack above the bivouac. Short and sweet.

The Talisman
The Talisman

Recommended route for speed climbers. Named to bring luck. For clarity, although the image shows multiple tiers, this route begins on the tier beneath the top. The start is located on the West face, furthest climbable route to the right.

Other Records

Route NameRatingFR Date
Double Cross7c+10/22/26
Ape Escape7c10/21/26
Baba Yaga8b10/20/26
Knife Fight8b10/13/26
Growing Pains8a10/11/26
Walk The Plank7b+10/7/26
Tell No Tales7c10/7/26
Ad Astra9a+10/2/26
Mjolnir6a+10/1/26
Hold My Beer7a+10/1/26
Leila4c10/1/26
Frozen Dulfin7a+10/1/26
Behind Cold6a10/1/26
The Last Line5a10/1/26
Garrador8b9/29/26
Capsule6c+9/28/26
Godzilla8a9/26/26
Slither7c+9/25/26
Cobra Cross7b+9/22/26
River of Sorrow7a+9/22/26
No Mercy8a9/21/26
Monarch8c9/19/26
Lonely Forest5a9/12/26
Orthanc5a9/12/26
Widowmaker7c+9/11/26
Hardwired7c+9/9/26
Twin Victims7a+9/6/26
Transection8a+9/4/26
Vivisection8a+9/4/26
Kite Topper6a9/3/26
Kite Runner6c+9/3/26
Cirith Ungol7b9/3/26
The Witch6c+9/1/26
The Vulture7b8/31/26
Shinobi7a8/15/26
Pelican7a+7/24/26
Ghost Spine7a+7/24/26
Blade Runner7b3/30/26
Gravity7a3/19/26
Defiance7a3/18/26
Jotnar5c+3/15/26
The Maw7c3/6/26
Event Horizon6c+3/1/26
Branching Out6a2/25/26
Piranha?6a+2/25/26
Antisocial5a+2/22/26
The Herbalist6a2/21/26
Stardust7a2/20/26
Second Sight6a+2/18/26
Coroner6b2/16/26
Baby Steps6a2/16/26
Edgerider6c2/15/26
Snake Eater5c+2/14/26
The Vampire4a+2/13/26
Gabriel's Slip3a+2/13/26
Tribute3a2/13/26
Waterfalling4c2/11/26
The Donkey5c+2/11/26
The Talisman3b2/11/26
The Elephant5c2/11/26
Dishonored3a+2/11/26
Uncharted3a2/11/26
The Hangover5c2/9/26
Route NameRatingFC Date
Antisocial5a+2/22/26
Gabriel's Slip3a+2/13/26
Tribute3a2/13/26
The Vampire4a+2/13/26
Uncharted3a2/11/26
Dishonored3a+2/11/26
The Talisman3b2/11/26
Waterfalling4c2/11/26
Tomato3a+2/10/26
Route NameRatingSpeed Record
Ad Astra9a+9:00.00
Baba Yaga8b2:09.00
Double Cross7c+3:20.00
Godzilla8a3:54.00
Hardwired7c+4:17.00
Knife Fight8b8:56.00
Monarch8c8:10.00
Serenity6a+2:35.00
Sharkfin7b+13:30
Slither7c+2:25.00
Transection8a+9:40.00
Vivisection8a+9:35.00
Walk The Plank7b+8:55.00
Widowmaker7c+13:30.00